Really Kirrard?
South Korean starlet Ki Sung Yong will jet into No Mean City on Saturday to seal his deal or as the more cynical of us think to add a few thousand onto the gate in the hope he comes out at half time for a wee wave and hello.
His exclusive interview is one of those interviews that either makes you want to laugh, cry, cry expletives in bemusement or rush out and buy a South Korean top and feel the warm glow that you have someone to support at next years World Cup.
The Young Asian Player Of The Year waxed lyrical about A lot of foreigners say that they grew up watching Celtic - but I genuinely did, he says I loved Henrik Larsson, he was a brilliant player for Celtic.
The youngster, whose idol is Steven Gerrard and the on the ball Korean press prove they have a sense of humour by calling him Kirrard, also gushes They also have an incredible history and almost everyone knows who they are and that To come to a club like Celtic is just a dream come true because they are HUGE in Asia.
You would have almost have thought that a South Korean Celtic fan that went to John Paul College was creation of the under pressure PLC.
Update: According to site lurker Pujol Ki Sung Yung is Korean for Our Day Will Come. I'm off to Sports Soccer...