Friday, August 31

Rumours, rumours, rumours - lunchtime round up.


Afternoon on a very busy final day of the Summer Transfer window.


Everything written comes with the usual E-Tims line of 'It's all made up nonsense'


So far today the rumours I have seen are:


Deeks and Cash (Not Johnny) to Hibs - in return we get Mr. Murphy

Dela Bona (Unsure regarding the spelling - seen it spelt a few ways today) from Napoli to us or TFOD.

Maloney apparently seen on a BMI plane from Brum landing in Glesga last night, however he is at Aston Celtic training this morning (so my Villa colleague is tellimg me). As much as I'd love it to happen - I doubt it

Similarly Gudjohnson seen at Prestwick last night - blah blah blah. Doubt it

Bobo to Aston Celtic, Fulham or Derby.

Kenny to Fulham, Derby or Espanyol on a season long loan??

Fletcher from Man Yoo for £4m?????? I doubt it.

Elvis to Gretna or ICT

Jiri to EPL or Russia - one serious enquiry so far from him, no names mentioned.


As usual, many punters on the various blogs and msg boards are all claiming to have the 'inside' knowledge. Me - none. Nada.

Forza as Kevin would say

Tommy G to Everton.

Last night Tommy "The Gravedigger" Gravesan left to go to Everton on a season long loan. The move has been welcomed by Everton Fans just the same as we welcomed his signing almost a year ago.

After reading their comments i'm wondering how many will feel the same about the returning "Mad Dog" by November. It's just a shame that they didnae get him permanently and there is still a chance of him returning.

So with that in mind, Good Luck Tommy!!

Forza



Old Friends and Foes.

The Hoopy hordes will once again be visiting the San Siro....

It’s always the saying that after a high comes a low. Yesterday, I was listening to the Champions League Draw, via mobile phone on my way home from work on the number 38 bus. My friend who was relying the information was mentioning Group B as the group of death and the fact that we didnae want Shakhtar or any Turks from pot 4.

I mentioned to him that the group with AC Milan and SL Benfica would be a disappointing outcome for me, as after the experience of the night before I was looking for new foes and friends to compete against and new places to visit. I was looking for the chance to turn over Madrid or a Chelsea at CP and a chance to maybe visit the Emirates.

Of course we ended up in Group D. And of course our worst fears were realized when Shakhtar were drawn in the same group. First thing I look for in these draws is what the chances of us finishing third are.

FC Shakhtar Donetsk are a mixture of home-based players, Brazilians and an Italian. Their Brazilian Matuzalem, the man who was the master of our heavy defeat last time we visited there has left and for us EPL watchers we can be glad that they have also sold Elano, another Brazilian to Man City.

The thing is they have replaced them with another Brazilian called Willian from Corinthians and the well-known Cristiano Lucarelli from Livorno. They have invested heavily in the summer and will be tough opponents, as I would expect them to be as good as Spartak who we have just faced.

They could put irons in the fire in the make up of this group as I fancy them to take points from all teams especially at home. We play them on match day one and if we manage to get a point there I would rate that as a fantastic result and one that will go a long way to ensuring third place.

Even though AC are odds on favorites to go through, with a fit again Ronaldo to be gracing CP turf for the very first time, something I’m looking forward to, us, Shakhtar and the Eagles of Lisboa will all fancy their chances of going through.

While the draw is disappointing in the glamour stakes, well we are Champion League regulars and we should expect to face teams we have already played, it’s a draw that if we get our away form sorted out we could match last years achievements, or at least finish third, but only if Milan take the points we expect.

As usual the double header against a familiar Benfica side, they have only lost one player from last season, could turn out to be vital. While we are facing teams we have knowledge of this is a different Celtic, a more expansive Celtic and I’m sure the teams we play against will love or new devil may care attitude just as I’m sure our midfield and strikers, maybe not our defenders will enjoy playing against our opponents.

After the other night I’m looking forward to the games. Apart from Milan I don’t think any of our opponents are any better than the Spartak team we have just faced. If we carry the same luck, have the same workrate, creativity and fitness I see us having a good chance of keeping our Champions League adventure alive after Xmas.

Cause we all know it’s going to be an adventure.

Forza

Thursday, August 30

Get It Sorted Celtic.

Big Jan blames the white panel for the pen miss.....

No not the left back slot, well yes the left back slot needs sorted as again Lee Naylor had a mare as Strachan said

"I mean, how fast was their right winger? At half-time, I almost had to give Lee Naylor the number for the Samaritans."

He needs the phone number for the Samaritans, what about us Gordon? After Nayl’s getting ripped in the 1st half, then nearly getting ripped of Arfur, he came on to a journeyman’s display in the second half. Thing is after he was replaced by O’Dea at left back I wanted him back on!!!

No, the white panel on the back of the hoops for the numbers to be more visual to the worldwide audience. It’s not the Hoops. It’s green and white horizontal stripes now due to this panel.

Last season the panel was in the middle of the jersey with Hoops above and below. I’m taking it that the beaks at UEFA gave that the kybosh hence this white panel. I have just noticed that if the players take the top out their shorts then there are two green hoops. Still it looks daft.

Maybe the beaks should worry about the standard of ref’s being sent out to officiate games as if last nights ref, Roberto Rosetti, if he is the new Collina god help us all.

Forza

Celtic V Spartak Moscow

The video still disnny do the atmosphere in the stadium justice as the last Moscow player steps up.

Forza

The Pole In the Goal.

I don’t think there is any dispute that Arfur Boruc, now officially the most hated Celtic player for the lowlifes and have not’s in Scotland, is up there with yer Peter Cech’s Buffon's and such in the goalies stakes. His stock his higher than that of Craig Gordon, in my humble opinion.

Well the facts speak for themselves. World Cup experience and he has earned his Spurs, unlike the London one, in the Champions League.

That was until I read Barry Ferguson’s quote today

The first is Allan McGregor. "He had two great saves,"said Ferguson outside the Marakana. "For me, he is the best keeper about."

So Barry is going against oor
Gordon and one backed up by Gary Caldwell. After last nights game with another match winning performance means that Arfur when he leaves will command at least an eight figure fee.

Something McGregor and the r*ngers board can only dream of generating for one of their players.

Forza

Celtic V Moscow- The Fallout.

This morning I thought the impression I had, that I had just witnessed one of the best Champions League qualifiers ever, a game that had everything, and a game that the theater of Celtic Park was made to witness one that was in-keeping with the history of the grand old stadium.

But reading the Scotsman and also the player ratings in the Herald- canny post it but just lets say Hesslelink got a 3, Naylor a 5, no other player, bar Naka, got above a 6 and Caldwell was said to have “Never inspired confidence”- the press seem to have a big bee in there bonnet over the fact we have qualified.

Right, we did ride oor luck, Spartak had their chances, which was expected, as they are a good side, one that no seeded team wanted. But in the second half we looked more likely, once the game got stretched and we started spraying the baw around at speed.

In Europe you need a bit of luck, something we have found to our cost when it deserts you. You couldnae slide a beer mat between the two teams last night or over the two legs. But one had to go through and Spartak will have watched that draw and looked at some of the dross that qualified instead of them and feels unlucky that they drew us.

So what is the presses problem? Maybe they were spending the extra TV money for r*ngers on another Lee McCulloch. Maybe they thought that their fawning over the Walter revolution would gain kudos if a handy side knocked us out.

Or maybe that watched the dross r*ngers produced the other night, against a rank rotten side, then watched us compete and not look out of place against a quality side and they have just got worried.

Forza

Celtic 1 Spartak 1- Celtic go to Monaco 5-4 on Pens


It’s probably not the best time to be discussing the fact that you have never seen Celtic win a penalty kick shoot out with a complete stranger who is sitting beside you, when the teams have lined up and Gary Caldwell is wandering towards the Jock Stein stand to take the first kick.

Memories of the 89-cup final, Valencia and Falkirk were too fresh in ma mind at the final whistle for me to feel confident. Add to that the fact that we had missed a pen already and a barrowload of chances then to say I wisnny confident is an understatement.

I thought we had blown it. I admit it. I was happy with the teams performance they had gave their all, had looked as shabby as Amy Winehouse after rehab at times but I moaned for entertainment and I’m getting it.

Right, we play the ball in strange areas at time, tonight we lost the ball too often, but make no mistake they are a bloody good side who losing the ball to is no disgrace, we missed sitters, they missed sitters and all in, if you were a neutral then you would have left that game saying that was some game.

Two missed pens, both, which weren’t pens; a dodgy ref and incidents galore made it a night you will always remember at CP. Hard to pick out players but I thought Aiden and Mark Wilson were outstanding. Oh, and of course the Pole in the goal.

A night, which after the 120 mins I felt I had been through an emotional roller coaster and a roller coaster I feel I will be riding more often with this team.

To tell you the truth I wouldnae have it any other way. See 4.30 tomorrow as the adventure continues.

Forza

Wednesday, August 29

A Minute For Reflection

Tonight will be a night for a moment of reflection before the game starts. The sad news of the untimely death of the Seville full back Antonio Puerta makes us fretting about the outcome of a game of fitba seem so trivial to what his expected wife, family, team mates and oor friends and supporters of Sevilla must be going through.

Rest in Peace Antonio.

YNWA

Gordon's Golden Notebook- Moscow


Blah, blah, blah, blah, the "man in the know" etc..decided not to have a wee story concerning this as E-Tims do that sort if thing far better than me and we all know it's written in ma hut in an attempt to be funny.

Attack, attack, defend, defend...what shall we do this evening? Scoring an away goal was vital but i remember the unsureness that engulfed us when we played Ajax at CP after oor victory in Amsterdam.

This tie is balanced on a knife edge and with us not having the luck of the draw means that we are playing a team that would have come, and have the ability, to Glesga to score anyway. They now need to score, which means we need to score, for me, at least two to ensure oor passage to the group stages.

Oor
manager says that he husnae got the heart to tell his players to sit back a view back up by Scott McDonald. The manager says about Donati and Brown

"I can't stop their natural instinct to go forward," he said, "but I can make them aware of their defensive responsibilities. So far it has worked out all right, but I certainly couldn't make any one of these two a sitting midfield player. That would be impossible, and also a crying shame."

While Skippy chips in with

“We go out to score goals and will certainly not be going out there to sit and hold back and play for the draw,” added McDonald. “That’s not like us, we are an attacking team, we are at home and the fans here will be urging us to go out and go forward and hopefully kill the tie.”

So, with soundbites like that, i think we can expect a night either of fraught tension, with Caldwell and Mick, on the verge of a nervous breakdown, flying into last ditch challenges as we are being stretched as we have 6 men up the field or goals galore as we blow the Muscovite's away.

With the Hearts
manager, coach, chief bottle washer- what does he do?- highlighting the well known fact, hardly takes a coaching genius to notice, that Lee Naylor is oor weak link and that Spartak are quite handy in those wide areas with, for all you Corrie Street buffs a dead ringer for Kirk giving Nayls a torrid time in Moscow.

For that reason alone, Paul Hartley will come in and while he is not as defensively solid as you would like, see Newcastle pre-season, he is a better option than Aiden McGeady but what we we pay for an at peak Alan Thompson patrolling that wing this evening?

Mon The Hoops, Forza

Monday, August 27

Celtic 6 Rangers 2

7 years ago today, it seems only like yesterday. Best opening 12 minutes of ma Celtic watching life. Listen to Archie after Lamberts goal....quality.

Celtic Official Site, In Quick Report Shocker

Remember last week when Celtic took the field against Aberdeen reserves, a Celtic team that contained around £6m pound worth of talent, and were reeking in Brechin as they crashed to a 3-0 defeat?

Remember that the official site took a few days to post a match report? Well today, the reserve beat Hearts 2-0, with the lesser spotted Deek Rioirdon scoring two, the official site took around one hour to post a match report.

Can Celtic be taking a leave out of the Peter Mandleson book of spin and trying to bury bad news?

Forza

Darryls Diary of Drivel Monday

Since oor Darryl Broadfoot was promoted to the Herald's heid honcho he has kept us entertained with his "imaginative writing" and mair metaphors than you can shake a stick at. This disnny disguise the fact that what he writes is mostly rubbish and he is so far up the establishments clubs arse he needs a torch light to see his way oot.

Today, in his match report

"Celtic were playing the football equivalent of the Monster Raving Loony Party."

I canny remember the Bairns of Falkirk being describe as that after their gubbing at the Brox last week or the European giants of Red Star Belgrade being compared to screaming Lord Sutch either as they go through managers at the same rate of knots as Hearts.

Forza

Sunday, August 26

Celtic Vs Hearts 25/08/2007

My match report ramblings didn't do the game justice, this footage does.

Pity about the choice of Razorlight as the music though, Kings of Leon would have been better.

Celtic 5 (Five) Hearts 0


There is some games that, when you leave the ground are instantly forgettable. By the time you get back to the car or bus the topic of conversation never is the game apart from the opening gambit "That was shite"

Yesterday was not one. Yesterday was the reason that, like a sweaty junkie looking for a fix you pay hundreds of pounds a year following your team. Games like yesterday make you forget last seasons dire performances.

It was in the water yesterday. It was on the cards, there was something different about the whole atmosphere in the surrounding areas outside Parkhead. The hotbox that is the London Road Tavern was jumping and the atmosphere was electric. The queues on the way in were buzzing , the stadium was expectant.

Maybe being behind and playing catch up suits the support. Maybe the fact that we will get some sort of challenge this year has wet ted the appetite of the fans who treated trips to CP like a night at the opera.

Or it could just be the fact that we have been bloody entertaining over the last few weeks, so for the first time since in around 18 months we are looking like a good day out rather than a bore fest watching us game fully passing the ball around and across the back line at slow speed.

Being entertaining means that when we lose the ball we look as shoddy as a five year old school uniform after his first playtime when his jumper has been used as a goalpost.

But i can handle that. The artistry and creativity not seen since Burn's Celtic was a joy. The fact we done it to a team that since Strachan has been our manager have regularly gave us a game made it even more impressive. Yes, Hearts are poor, a mess and a shambles but how i enjoyed it.

Seeing there little band of "fans" disappear after the third goal was great. Must admit i love scoring last minutes winners against them. Last minute winners are sore to take for the opposition fans. Joy then despair, your plans for the evening ruined with a flick of a stirkers boot or a flap or a goalie glove.

They had 81 minutes yesterday to contemplate their ruined day. They were never at the races. Donati, Brown, Naka and Aiden repeatably teased, flicked, ran, dummied, shimmied and passed their way round them. Skippy, used his, what was described by an older fan, "Dalgleish Arse" to bounce away any unwanted attention from the thugs in maroon jersey's.

Thing is think we can get better. Caldwell and Mick look to be a better balance than Mick and any other we have seen, Mark Wilson is steady while Lee Naylor must come out of his Chris Morris syndrome soon. Up front the pairing of Skippy and JVOH will only get better and once Skippy scores his first competitive goal then, i feel i will be a tenner down by Christmas.

All in we lack the balance between defensive solidity and attacking flair. But it's an enjoyable lack of balance and after all we are Celtic and when did we do anything simple?

Forza

Saturday, August 25

McGeady Carry’s On Managers Quest

Last week, Gordon’s, square go, with the jobs worth Aberdeen steward and the weeks before ding a ling ding with some Falkirk fans have highlighted the problem we have known to have existed for years.

While the media loosely term it an Ol* f*rm problem as that’s lazy and easy, they have tended to hide the fact that certain Celtic players in recent times have received racist, sectarian and bigoted abuse at every away ground they go to.

Since Lenny has left it seems or manager has been the target but yesterday Aiden McGeady highlighted to the press the problems he gets at every away ground in Scotland. I find it no coincidence that Aiden was wheeled out for yesterday’s press conference and I find it no coincidence that this topic was raised.

The people who give Aiden this abuse are just as bad as your ”FTP” brigade but these fans seem to think it’s different because they are only abusing some ones nationality not religion. Some misguided ones will say they are abusing him because he is a Judas to his country, which is not an allegation you can fire at Lenny or Strachan.

Strange thing is some of the abusers are probably members of the tartan army, that terminal embarrassment to the Scottish nation, are one of the the same who probably have been lauding James McEveley performance for Scotland in a no mark useless international during the week.

When did Liverpool become a suburb of Glasgow? Hypocrites.

Forza

Friday, August 24

SPL Bottle It.

Should we really be surprised that the SPL board of enquiry have decide not to punish R*ngers over the sectarian chanting at Inverness. The board decided that the knee jerk action taken by the R*ngers board- threatening to cripple nearly every small club by not taking away tickets- was enough to warn them that if it happens again they could face sanctions.

So much for the tough stance on bigoted behaviour.1st chance they have to clampdown they bottle it. A trait honed, by the people who have been the custodians of our game for hundreds of years.

Forza

Thursday, August 23

Celtic 2 Hearts 1 - 9th April 1988

Classic action, classic Archie commentating and a game that reminds me that we love scoring last minute goals against them.

Forza

Gordon’s Golden Notebook- Fc Kanus of Midlothian


LOTW’s “man in the know” this week decided to give Celtic Park a wide berth. His quest for the underpants had become too dangerous as the price on Kenny Millers white Marks and Sparks numbers had become a bounty too high after his recent goal burst.

Would be easier to get Ronaldos pants he mused while waiting on a flight to France for a well-earned break. At that moment a well-known face sat next to him. The guy looked forlorn and as vacant as Gordon Smith seems to be. Our man asked him what was up and the guy gave this tale of woe.

He said “ I was the Bratislava cowpie eating champion for 2 years but it’s been downhill since then. I came here with the promise of riches and meat filled steak bakes but I leave with an empty stomach as the new French arrival gets to the canteen before me and eats the lot”

He continued “ I could put up with that, as I had support from the best fans in the world who sung my name week in week out but now the gaffer has sent me to France were the pies are not the best”

With that he gave me the golden notebook and said, “Here you go, my parting gift to the wonderful Celtic support, let them be enlightened by the knowledge this will bring”

With our Gordon going on a charm offensive with the media this week with an interview with Radio Snide, where he was perfectly charming, affable and likeable, but I have my doubts whether GS wanted to do it, I’m sure the SSM twisted his arm.

Unfortunately Celtic need the media as much as the media need us but they will still do things that make the club produce these types of statements. I think we should only pay lip service to those that pay us unhandsomely for the privilege as due to the false reporting you get follow up stories like the ones so brilliantly dissected on Keep the Faith.

So for the time being Gordon will still be trackside but with another trip to the FA beckoning he better get the main stand posh seats fitted with monitors and wireless connections as it looks like he may just need it.

Gordon likes getting involved with FC Kanus of Midlotian. He has had a few barneys with their coaching staff, who like their fans, their players and chairman are despicable and easy to dislike. The news that they are to borrow £51M pounds to build a new stand means I’m looking forward to visiting the Tynecastle flats for a viewing in the near future.

He may well get involved again on Saturday as Hearts are a team, which I quite expect to use strong arm tactics to impose themselves on the game. Since Walter has based his Ipox revolution on the Hearts, cheaply imported eastern European template, i.e. big, suited and booted to put skillful fitba’ players into the directors box.

They have had a bad start to the season. Internal strife, lack of communication and confusion over, which loan signing the bemused Steven Frail should play has caused their performances to be ones akin to FC Kanus and for us to have a great big laugh at them.

So will Gordon change his team to set up to these strong-arm tactics as Hearts usually give us a game? I can’t see it. Hartley could return in the midfield for extra boot, as we know Hearts will flood the middle and will let Kingston support the loan front man.

Other than that, I can only see Gordon going with the team that ended so superbly against the Dons. Lack of fullbacks mean Lee Naylor will meander along at left back as he has no competition to replace him and our lack of balance when we have the ball and what we do when we lose the ball will mean that Hearts will get chances.

If we get swamped in the middle you will find that Donati goes to the tip of the diamond and Scott Brown drops deeper. When did paying over £4million quid for the best attacking, box to box midfielder ever stop our manager from playing him in an alien role?

What do I know right enough, I’ve never played the game and drink Kestral.

Still I have been impressed with us in the last three games. I have enjoyed the last three games. Imperfections are part of the game; I mean if we were perfect what would we moan about?

Forza

Wednesday, August 22

A Message From Homer To The Lost Bhoys?

The news that 3 new quotations from the satire laden comedy, which is The Simpson have been entered in Oxford University latest volume of modern quotations one jumped out at me, one, which is very apt for some high earners at Celtic Park.

"Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is never try"

Look at the team and the result from yesterdays reserve game , some i feel have took Homers words of wisdom to heart.

Forza

Kenny Miller Son Of God?

With Kenny Millers, phoenix from the ashes like resurrection in the eyes of some supporters, the Scottish media and even by the player himself then you would get the feeling that we have saved the few million quid that we were going to shell out on a “blue-chip” striker signing.

So how come I don’t think so? The player himself says


"At the moment, the club have six strikers and that's maybe one or two too many.I want to know I'm part of the plans, one of the four first-choice strikers the manager will maybe rotate. Beyond that, I want to get a starting position.

If Celtic are going to sign another forward, as is rumored, then that means seven forwards for what the player sees as four positions. Now, maths is not my strong point, which means three for the exit door.

So Magic has shot his bolt and will take his sulky coupon to somewhere in Europe, Hesselink, no matter how bad he plays, is a stick on starter, Skippy McDonald has just been signed and so has Chris Killen. So that leaves Kenny.

Selling Kenny would probably cause a mass outbreak of “to the car park” style comments from Celtic cyberspace. Thing is no matter how much Kenny is on fire just now he was also on fire last season after his first goal. He went on a wee run of great games and scoring goals.

The fact of the matter is he is a player, which appeals as he is a tryer- a trait us Scottish fans love- and I’m sure he is a great professional to work with- an attribute, which means managers will be willing to spend dosh on him, no matter his failings- but his failings are as honest as the day is long. Poor touch, prone to panic in front of goal and struggles to hold his water at times.

I’m sure deep down we all would wish him to carry on this form and for him to score 20 goals this season. Deep down we know that is not going to happen but if it does happen then we will benefit, but do we really think Kenny has 20 goals in his locker?

The realist I me sees an average striker, who I want to do well, but one that I think we be replaced by a better and more consistent option one way or another.

I will enjoy his goalden spell at the moment though.

Forza

Monday, August 20

Was Yesterday Gordon’s, O’Neill Moment?

There is a moment when you just know something is right and instincts takeover. The moment when Martin O’Neill took Neil Lennon to the Broomloan after another 90mins of abuse for the Ulsterman was a moment such as that.

That moment is credited as being the start of the clampdown on sectarian behavior at football in Scotland. The moment UEFA got interested in the followers of Kinning Park. When MON mentioned the words sectarian and racist in that press conference in Barcelona, the end was nigh for the establishments’ head in the sand behavior.

Martin’s actions were meet with universal backing by the Celtic support; we knew he was in the right. Yesterday, Gordon’s altercation with an Aberdeen steward and an auld bloke has also seemed to have been meet with the same universal acclaim.

After years of abuse that has been dished out to us, the fans, the players and management at away venues up and down the country, Gordon has highlighted this fact to the media. Last week at Westfield, then an interview in a down market Sunday and yesterday at Aberdeen he highlighted the fact that others get away with blue murder.

While the Celtic support are proxy to heavy handed policing, camera’s trained on them for evidence gathering at every turn and a press and SFA agenda that means we are guilty without trial the others, the minnows or the no-marks if you like, get away with the abuse and the pretence that they are not sectarian.

So what happens now? That depends on the SFA but one thing is for sure I think Gordon has maybe turned the corner with the Celtic support.

Forza

Sunday, August 19

Aberdeen 1 Celtic 3- Part 2


Ian Crocker, the man with the microphone for Setanta, for half an hour today took great pleasure in informing us that Celtic would be 5 points behind r*ngers of Wimbledon the next time we would be subjected to his dulcet tones if the score stayed 1-0 to the Don’s.

His pleasure was short lived due to another second half comeback for the second week in a row. While its magic to come from behind to win, the fact that we start of slowly and teams target our weak areas with ease must be worrying.

Again today we lost a goal by losing possession easily and Lee Naylor, who is rapidly becoming the new Chris Morris i.e. great first season, pants the next, got caught in no mans land and allowed a simple ball to get crossed in the for the evergreen Craig Brewster to tap in easily.

While the tactic of playing Brewster didn’t really work for the Dons, Gary Caldwell won the majority of high balls that were there to be contested, the fact that we were caught out in wide areas, an area that Wimbledon of Govan exploit, must be addressed soon.

The value of competition is there for all to see in the midfield and attacking areas. The match winners,Massimo Donati and Kenny Miller both need to be on top of their game, with Massimo coming onto a storming game after being moved to the tip of the midfield diamond and noticing Paul Hartley grooming his beard in readiness to replace the newly skin headed Italian.

Donati's goal, great work for once from Aiden, a body shimmy from the Italian in the box, foxing the Don’s defence and then a right-footed curler into the bottom corner. The Italian is fast becoming a cult figure with the Hoops support. Like the Italians before him he is likeable, passionate has ability- maybe I’m pushing it that all our Italians have had ability, one was Ricco Annoni- but has glaring faults.

Getting caught in possession is one of these faults, playing the occasional stray pass to an advertising board is another and his defending at the base of the diamond is not the best. But he now has a song and unlike some of Strachan’s big named midfield signings he looks like he will do a job for us consistently.

Kenny Miller came on for Skippy, who was frustrated by his own performance and continued where he left of from Westfield.

People say Kenny can’t finish. I’m one of them but I’m going to change that statement. Kenny can’t finish if he has time to think about what he is going to do with the ball. His first goal today, like last week, was a ball played to him inside the box with defenders closing down and he stroked it without thinking.

His second today, when he picked up the ball and drove at the last Don’s defender he knew what he wanted to do. Just like at Inverness last season in the Scottish cup he bent the ball into the bottom corner. You could even go as far to say it was natural. It’s a pity his first touch isn’t as natural but Kenny is confident at the moment, I mean, 3 games in and he is already only one goal short of his total for the whole of last season.

Today, even at 1-0 I felt we would pull it back. Decent balls for the big man to hold up and link on replaced the long aimless balls to JVOH; there was a sense of purpose and calmness about the team. Since Gordon was fuming,Tommy Burns took over the interview duties and i find it hard not to disagree with what he says.

That’s three games in a row I have been impressed with us in spells during the games. We seem to have the knack of producing the head scratching and sublime in the same 90mins.

I would hate to be the team that meets the sublime for a full game.

Forza

Aberdeen 1 Celtic 3

In the early 80’s it was fortress Pittodrie, when auld red eyes was in charge. The nineties came and gone, after Aberdeen sacked Alec Smith, Pittodrie held no fear for traveling hoops as regular humpings were dished out to a succession of hapless Aberdeen managers.

Nowadays the Aberdeen support; that still has delusions of grander, the appointment of Tango and Sash was one, which was welcomed as a step back to the glory days. Last seasons 3rd place finish above Hearts of Lithuania countered with their terrible start this year has made them jumpy to say the least.

After they produced a decent first half against a not at the races Celtic side, the game returned to type after half time. Aberdeen, grimly defending against a free flowing Hoops, were being pinned back and ripped open by creativity that was missing from Celtic in the first half.

So when Miller scored the goal to put us 2-1 up, a goal when I thought this ploy of trying to walk it in to the back of the net was making me go gray, it came as no surprise that just after it, Gordon was involved in an altercation with a jobs worth steward.

So what was Gordon’s crime? Taking abuse for 70 odd minutes, and then deciding to celebrate a goal, which was going to win us 3 points or did he commit the hideous crime of stealing the auld boy’s sweeties who was sitting right behind his dugout?

Here is the footage of Gordon's crime.

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Saturday, August 18

Gordon Strachans Golden Notebook: Aberdeen


LOTW's man "in the know" was struggling this week after bribing his way out of Russia gaining access to the inner sanctum of CP in his unnatural quest to obtain Kenny Miller's underpants was proving difficult.


Now, Mrs man "in the know" was working as a waitress in a cocktail bar, when she met Mr man "in the know" and also when she met an exurbanite blond hair chappie, who was with a tall grumpy looking Eastern European and a baldy Dane.


When Mrs man "in the know" asked why the blond hair chappie was full of the joys and the other two were looking like they were being faced wie a trip to Coventry or worse Birmingham. The blond haired chappie produced the fabled golden notebook and his joy made sense..he was no longer facing a trip to the far football outposts of nowhere-ville he was going to the far reaching outpost of the "deen".


Will he play is up to oor Gordon. The chances are we wil be cooling his boots on the bench, again, where he could be joined by the other gallus young un Aiden McGeady. After the performance of Zico Hartley in midweek and the fact this is another tough away game, young Aiden may be deemed a luxury too many wie Nakamura a certain starter.


Oor defence now picks itself due to lack of full back options and the must for the pairing of Mick and JFK to grow and develop. The full backs being ropey and the lack of cover we we get from wide areas means that we are letting teams fire in crosses to easily. This steams right back to the Newcastle pre-season game and one, which the two competitive goals we have lost this season have been from cross balls.


Even though Aberdeen have had a poor start to the season, their game against Hearts last week would have got fitbaw hauled before the high court for cruelty to the paying public, going to Aberdeen has been a difficult fixture since Tango and Sash have taken over. We huvnae lost many games but oor classic performances have been few and far between.


After the grueling trip we have had during the week, the fact that we spent a lot of the game chasing and harrying, the plastic pitch and the normal dip after European nights means that i feel we will need to be quite happy wie a decent result rather than a performance.


So to compensate for that here is a classic beating of the sheep, and watching this and a certain goal still makes the hairs on the back of ma neck stand up.


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Coke Zero R*ngers Zero

There is an advert on Talksport at the moment for the tasteless drink Coke Zero. The advert is for a competition that they are running to win 2 tickets for SPL games and it runs like someone reading the final scores.

So it's like "Coke Zero Kilmarnock 2...Coke Zero Celtic 2 etc"

Falkirk, Hearts and St Mirren also get a mention but their is one glaring omission, which in advertising terms is akin to a school boy error when appealing to an broad and diverse audience.

Or did they mean to miss out the second biggest institution in Scotland as they don't want the product associated wie them?

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Bhoys of Belgium

John Park's role as Football Development Manager, is a role, which is undefined and could be far reaching in the remits and decisions he has to make. I think he had a lot to do wie the Hoops signing Chris Killen, as the now legendary story of him dragging Tony Mowbrey to watch an Oldham reserve game in, which Chris was a sub and only got two minutes game time, shows just how much he rates the big Kiwi.

News that we have reached an agreement wie
KV Oostende, to send 3 reserve and youth team players to the Belgian second division for guaranteed 1st team football is, while a first for a Scottish club, is not unusual as Arsenal and Man Utd have you used Belgium as an outpost to develop talent or, in Arsenals case, to park players wie work permit problems.

I find the last bit interesting as the story aboot 3 Trinidad and Tobago internationalist being on trial wie us and if follow up oor interest in any of them the chances of us getting a work permit are as slim as getting a sober caller on a radio phone in.

Now, recently the sharp suited man has bemoaned the tight work permit laws for non EU nationals in the UK. The PSV model, which Celtic are so in awe of, is successful because it is easier for the Dutch club to get non EU nationals work permits, the deal is they have to be given a set wage for a set period to qualify for a permit, means that the conveyor belt of South Americans that PSV "produce" seems to be never ending.

After FIFA cleared Arsenal of any wrong doing when they parked Toure and Eboue in Begium then will we see the Hoops sending players from far flung corners of the globe to Belgium to get round the work permit issues?

Also does this mean i will need to look for the Belgian second division results every week?

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Thursday, August 16

Lazio In Trouble, Again


The news that there was trouble once again, in Rome during a European tie shouldnae come as a surprise to European and Italian fitbaw watchers as Rome seems to be getting a reputation as a no go area for travelling fans.

The actual story of the incidents involving Lazio, however is more interesting and one that relates, no matter how much we protest, to the current situation we find ourselves in.

Last week Celtic cyberspace met to discuss how we would handle supporters singing what is now deemed unacceptable songs and the outcome was any sign of these songs starting should be met with a chorus of "Hail Hail".

It seems that the decent Lazio fans tried to drown out the right wing element who continued to chant racist abuse even though their own coach told them that it could land them in serious trouble.

Last week at Westfield the Celtic support never got themselves into that situation there was no hint of "unacceptable" songs and the support were quite rightly praised for their conduct. We hope this continues but i think we all know that human nature will deem one day we might need to use the "Hail Hail" tactic.

The question for me is why would fans go out their way to deliberately hurt the club the profess to love? Is it because the Lazio fans feel that the politics that are linked wie the club are more important to be upheld than gaining money and exposure in the Champions League.

Or is it that the Lazio fan's see themselves as superior to others and will continue to do what they want to peddle a racist, sectarian and bigoted agenda? That sounds depressingly familiar doesn't it?


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Quinn On Celtic's Chances

I was lucky enough, in some peoples eyes, that i missed our esteemed chairman's rambling monologue before the unfurling of the league flag. I read the quote about "money in the bank" but i know i didnae miss much as Celtic cyberspace hasn't produced a podcast for ma perusal.

Now, like all guid chairmen, Brian Quinn has poked his head over the parapet like a winger who has crossed the ball for the striker to score the winning goal. His quote that we are more than halfway to the promised land must be music to the Muscovite's ears.

After our players after match quotes were restrained and respectful the chairmen has given the Spartak players a quote for the players to take onto the park with them.

Another case, to add to the long list of gaffs, which prove Mr Quinn would be better off counting money in a darkened room rather than being let out to meet the press.

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Moaning In Moscow

Nice to see the Russian Media still believe that Referee's should still be up for the odd bribe in a brown paper bag, picked up by sitting on a park bench while waiting on a guy called "red fox" and the company of nice Russian ladies of the night in their hotel rooms, before they go oot and award numerous penalties and dodgy free-kicks to favour the home team.

The reaction of the biggest selling sports pages reeks of over-confidence in their Spartak heroes and the inability to accept, that, maybe on the night Spartak weren't good enough to get a result.

Funny that there is no mention of the fact that the Spartak players went doon as easy as a Poundstretchers tent in a gail and that the Russians have a fondness for watering artificial surfaces in the hope of watching it grow.

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Wednesday, August 15

Spartak 1 Celtic 1


Was watching the pre-match build up, setanta kept on showing a camera angle from the back end of beyond in the stadium. This camera angle was showing water being poured onto the park, it looked like the famous scene when the English fans were water cannoned in a Belgian square during Euro 2000.

I asked maeself why this was happening and within 15 mins in was obvious why. A strange bounce took a simple clearance oot the way of Lee Naylor and went oot for a corner and John Kennedy was caught oot wie a ball spinning and bouncing unnaturally. The game was set and watched in an unreal setting wie the artificial park making the game look like a pre-season game.

To tell you the truth the game was a bit of a farce wie the park alluding too not a decent full blooded tackle being committed by both set of players. That may have worked for us but all the same oor
manager was a bit dubious wie regards to the Russians actions. Both teams looked unsure on the surface but you could tell the Russians were used to playing on the carpet.


But, the game was scrappy and apart from a goal chopped off for the Muscovite's in 10mins there was not much fitbaw being played. But then the best beard grower in Scotland suddenly became that player we had paid over a million for.


Paul Hartley became the Paul Hartley of Hearts wie a lung bursting run in front of the full back to get on the end of a- motm for me- Scott McDonald cross. His heider bulged the net and i can call him oor Zico again.


After that we controlled we looked comfortable, we kept the ball for mair then 2 seconds, a feat that makes oor managers claim that Spartak were better than Benfica after the match a bit hard to believe, but, again, Celtic made us have a watch behind the couch second half.


The equaliser and their superior match fitness was always going to make the second half one way traffic and oor instance that we sat as deep as a great white of Cornwall didnae help matters. Still we limited them to 2 chances, one a poor heider and the other a great save, that made up for the goal that he lost, by Brown, was their lot.


Then we had we lived the dream moment. Aiden on for the injured Hesselink, sprung onto a Hartley through ball, now when he slipped the ball through to Brown, i was off ma seat, the ball was going in, i was convinced, but, the park played it's part, the ball spun and stopped, it didnae run on as Brown expected and the goalie smothered.


Skoosh says he felt he was offside and didnae want to pick up another booking by kicking the ball away, i'm willing to blame the pitch.


Will we live to regret that moment? This tie is not over by any means. Spartak are capable of scoring at CP just as we are capable of scoring. Make no mistake we are not in that hat for the pirates bullion chest of 10m filthy lucre yet..but i feel better aboot ma team tonight.


That's all a fan can ask along wie some highlights by oor japanese friends.


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Tuesday, August 14

Gordon Strachans Golden Notebook- Moscow


A ruble can go along way as the above proves. Oor man "in the know" toddled of to Moscow and got in tow wie a guy called Oleg, who had one leg. Oleg works as a bar man at a plush Moscow hotel that last night was frequented by a bunch of pasty faced Scots.

After the team meeting in the bar, a wee blond fella and a baldly Dane were in the hotel lobby and the wee blond one was heard to say "Gary told me aboot this club wie great jack the rippers" before they disappeared into the night.

Left behind in the bar was the mysterious golden note book and a pair of levis secured this exclusive for LOTW.

Now, while we can't argue wie the formation, it may slightly alter to a 4-1-4-1, the personnel who will make up the team is up for some debate. It's a massive game, a game wie 10m reasons for the manager to get the formation right and also his team selection.

Does Paul Hartley get the nod over the more defensively sound Evander Sno or Gary Caldwell, both whom haven't had any game time this season, to provide the cover and who does he replace from Saturdays starting line up.

Kenny Miller would usually be a stick on but after his performance on Saturday the out of sorts looking Hesselink could be warming the bench as Kenny takes up a lone swordsman role or could Gordon fox us all and stick two up front wie McGeady dropping oot.

Wie
oor Arfur being ruled oot, rumours that he pulled oot after a phone call from the Nou Camp are unconfirmed, Mark Brown makes his Champions League debut and one i'm sure he will handle. Arfur is a big miss, not just ability wise, see last years Champions League run, but personality wise and it's up to others to come to the fore tomorrow evening.


We, unlike some, huvnae had the luck of the draw and it will take a performance up there wie the Amsterdam Arena and Anfield for us to progress. One, which doubts remain we can scale.


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Monday, August 13

A Big Pizza Pie....


With the countdoon to oor date wie Spartak Moscow for the 10m bounty, which could decide oor transfer budget from now, to the end of the window and January, or decide if any offers sitting on the table gathering dust for oor star men suddenly become interesting you can always count on a scoop from the red tops.

The Daily R*nger has tracked doon Dmitri Popov and in a bond villain style described in the offending article as a
Russian Super Spy .


Now oor Dmitri gave the soundbite that oor 3m Italian stallion Massimo Donati was a bit overweight and slow. Slow, well he did get oot run by a 39 year old forty a day man with such ease on Saturday and lung bursting speed disnny seem to be in the locker.


Passing ability to die for, a vision and a comfort on the ball that seems to ooze from Italians. He also has what i call the "Di Canio" look of an unexploded bomb that is just waiting to go off. When he was taken off on Saturday his face on the bench was like a 3 year old who has dropped his ice cream cone and you could tell that he was going over his missed sitters in his mind.


I can take the overweight jibe, mair worrying for me was this quote



"One thing about Donati is he is very tactically aware and always in his
correct position on the field but I doubt he will have a major role for
Celtic at this moment. I preferred Scott Brown."

This hits the nail on the head. Donati is being told to sit deeper and cover the back 4 when he needs to. This is against his natural instinct as his defending is akin to Donald Findlay trying to get a guilty as sin murderer off the hook.

I only hope Tom O'Neill was as perceptive on his scouting mission.

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Don't Believe The Truth

"You talk about that question (of pressure) but that shouldn't be asked now because I think I've proved that. What you should ask is who is posing the question? Not an intelligent person, that's for sure.

"It's someone who's sitting with his tracksuit on, his devil dug at his side and a can of Kestrel in his hand, maybe coked up to his eyeballs, shouting down the phone.

"I'm not answering to that. I'm not answering a question from Mr Ned."

Oor Gordon, describes the scene at the Radio Clyde and Real Radio studios, 6pm weeknights, wonder what these leeches will find to talk aboot tonight as there is no Celtic corpse to feast on?

Is Hugh Keevins no Mr Ned?

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Sunday, August 12

Falkirk v Celtic Post Match Reaction



Now, while LOTW is run from a hut in ma back garden, this exclusive shows that oor bribing of "those in the know" wie lager and threats of blackmail work.

Oor "man" forgot aboot his quest to sniff oot Kenny Millers underpants, not for me you understand i want Gary Caldwells, and found the above lying on a table at Westfield yesterday. Yes, he found oor Gordon's golden note book. The greatest mystery of the GS reign, of what he writes doon during a game, has now been uncovered in spectacular style.

Very strange list I thought Gordon would have Sky plus at least.

After putting us in the dock oor board have decided that they want to praise us now. As i said next week, after buses filled wie Buckie, lager, md 20/20 and any other mind bending substances park up in the "Deen" we may only have the morale high ground for a week.
But i fully expect us still to have the morale high ground for months to come as we as a support will not put the club we love in danger no matter how often oor ai board put us in the firing line.

The the goals , created by some bloke who calls himself Scottie Vision so cheers to him, are posted for oor enjoyment i mean we willnae get tired of watch us gubbing the Bairns as really we have been due them one, however harsh the final result was.

And from the bbc has oor Gordons quotes and an interview wie the bewildered Mick McManus.

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Saturday, August 11

Falkirk 1 Celtic 4


First things first, lets forget aboot a dreadful first half, the four goals and even though he scored another shadow like performance from Hesselink, but the first test for oor support was passed wie flying colours.


Maybe it's was a get it right up ye gesture to oor neighbours and the Scottish media. They wanted us to fail but were met wie such ditties as Wullie Maley withoot add ons, Hail Hail, This Land is your land, The Fields and the dusted doon taken oot the attic all time classic Celtic that's the team for me.


1-0 to the guid guys but further tests next week after a 3 hour booze fuelled trip to Aberdeen.


On the field well in the 1st half we were poor, so poor in fact that i'm worried aboot the fact that we lacked balance, lacked the hustle, lacked bite and were oot played for spells by a 39yo and buffered around by a lump from Crewe.


It disnny matter how well we played in the second, that is also debatable as it could be put doon to Falkirk's midfield tiring, oor poor first half against a side that is not half as guid as Moscow is a cause for concern.


We lacked presence in defence and were oot muscled in the middle. The need for a cover, for Donatti, who had a decent game forced oor scrappy equaliser, and Broon who had an outstanding game, is there for all to see as we look fragile. Who gets left oot and who is that cover remains to be seen.


Half time came and went, wie Jim Jeffries, Rob McLean and Big Feck giving us their "expert views" at half time in what looked like the workies hut for the new stand that's being built, which was basically Falkirk are great Celtic are shite and r*ngers will win the league by November and as the game kicked off for the second half it wisnny difficult to argue wie them.


Then unsure what happened. We started creating chances, we were finding oor final baw but still had the annoying habit of crossing the ball early to naebody in the box or to the first Falkirk defender. Kenny Miller was terrorising the Falkirk back line and was showing his strike partner what a bit of sweat and toil could do.


One move, involving Miller, a sweeping passage of play, that went from deep inside oor half, through the middle then a perfect ball to a marauding fullback, a great baw into the middle, quick thinking from Miller to dummy the cross into the on rushing Donati's path whose shot ended up in Polmont, which was a shame as if it had went in it was the type of goal we hope to score and the type of goal that has musical scores written aboot it.


It involved pace, invention and quick thinking, something that has been missing. We got oor noses in front after a 10 min spell when we were steamrolling the Falkirk team. They were slipping deeper and their on loan impressive goalie was keeping them in the game.


Then a baw whipped in, McGeady tried the spectacular overheid kick, which hit the post and rebounded to Miller who fired a low shot by Krul. 2-1. After a dubious sending off came a trademark Naka freekick, which Naka celebrated by blowing a kiss to the support and pumping his fist on his badge. The fourth a simple tap in for Hesselink after a through baw from Miller.


The Westfield emptied, the Celtic support sang "Discoland" and GS was told to stop over celebrating. As he said in his interview afterwards it's ok for guys to shout, scream and abuse him in front of weans but then take offence at him jumping up and doon like a demented leprechaun on smarties.
Keep on winning Gordon and that will shut them up.

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