Monday, August 13

A Big Pizza Pie....


With the countdoon to oor date wie Spartak Moscow for the 10m bounty, which could decide oor transfer budget from now, to the end of the window and January, or decide if any offers sitting on the table gathering dust for oor star men suddenly become interesting you can always count on a scoop from the red tops.

The Daily R*nger has tracked doon Dmitri Popov and in a bond villain style described in the offending article as a
Russian Super Spy .


Now oor Dmitri gave the soundbite that oor 3m Italian stallion Massimo Donati was a bit overweight and slow. Slow, well he did get oot run by a 39 year old forty a day man with such ease on Saturday and lung bursting speed disnny seem to be in the locker.


Passing ability to die for, a vision and a comfort on the ball that seems to ooze from Italians. He also has what i call the "Di Canio" look of an unexploded bomb that is just waiting to go off. When he was taken off on Saturday his face on the bench was like a 3 year old who has dropped his ice cream cone and you could tell that he was going over his missed sitters in his mind.


I can take the overweight jibe, mair worrying for me was this quote



"One thing about Donati is he is very tactically aware and always in his
correct position on the field but I doubt he will have a major role for
Celtic at this moment. I preferred Scott Brown."

This hits the nail on the head. Donati is being told to sit deeper and cover the back 4 when he needs to. This is against his natural instinct as his defending is akin to Donald Findlay trying to get a guilty as sin murderer off the hook.

I only hope Tom O'Neill was as perceptive on his scouting mission.

Forza

8 comments:

ianinjesi said...

I don`t much care about what this Russian guy thought. You don`t get rubbish like that in The Metro. Don`t know any transfer rumours either. :-)
I have to see more of Donati but I believe that Wily coyote Latapy ran across his path.

sixtaeseven said...

Stuff the coefficient, we want the whole 10m pound pizza, eh Massimo?

Wee bazz can dine on his succulent UEFA cup deep-fried mars bars again this year.

Allez l'Etoile Rouge!!!

Anybody read Clovenhoof's article in the Herald yesterday??? UNREAL disnae start to describe it...

Keving said...

Six- was that his article regarding scottish goalies?

Thing is i think we are favourites to dine on deep fried rubbish and them pollute the top table wie their presence.

Ian- i just thought the article was funny..they must have bribed the boy for a soundbite

Keving said...

was going to give this main blog time then decided against it..but

did anyone see the Red Star Belgrade manager being interviewed ootside glesga airport last night?

He looked as if he had been on the kestral and coke..mair bags under his eyes than a oot of toon tesco's.

Disnny bode well that his team will be professional...

sixtaeseven said...

Extract from Clovenhoof's match report Falkirk V Celts:

"The last time Kenny Miller found the target, Yuri Gagarin became the first man in space. Now, with Russia having claimed an oil reserve on the Arctic Ocean sea-bed, the striker's shooting boots returned in time for a visit behind the former Iron Curtain, replaced post-Communism, by a Louis Vuitton one."

That's from the Chief Sportswriter of one of Scotland's leading papers. And there is more, lots more in the same "report".
As I said: UNREAL.

ianinjesi said...

Obviously this sports journalist is on a roll, and it`s downhill all the way.
You never get that in the Metro! In fact the Metro had an article about Kenny Miller with positive quotes from Alex McLeish and Gordon Strachan.
The Metro also had a letter explaining how legroom on a train should be a question of etiquette.
How long can I keep this going? :-)
(Six, the Metro is a free paper that`s available on weekday mornings. It`s fine!)

Keving said...

six- that is complete and utter tosh from Broadfoot..i did read it yesterday too, maybe i was too annoyed at the daily ranger

Ian- i'm bussing it this week to work so i join you in reading the metro..good read...

ianinjesi said...

I like the idea of Gordon`s notes. This has further possibilities. Your own series on Ch4 perhaps?
Come on the Bhoys in Moscow! You are our team and we live for you!