Falkirk v Celtic Post Match Reaction

Now, while LOTW is run from a hut in ma back garden, this exclusive shows that oor bribing of "those in the know" wie lager and threats of blackmail work.

Oor "man" forgot aboot his quest to sniff oot Kenny Millers underpants, not for me you understand i want Gary Caldwells, and found the above lying on a table at Westfield yesterday. Yes, he found oor Gordon's golden note book. The greatest mystery of the GS reign, of what he writes doon during a game, has now been uncovered in spectacular style.

Very strange list I thought Gordon would have Sky plus at least.

After putting us in the dock oor board have decided that they want to praise us now. As i said next week, after buses filled wie Buckie, lager, md 20/20 and any other mind bending substances park up in the "Deen" we may only have the morale high ground for a week.

But i fully expect us still to have the morale high ground for months to come as we as a support will not put the club we love in danger no matter how often oor ai board put us in the firing line.

The the goals , created by some bloke who calls himself Scottie Vision so cheers to him, are posted for oor enjoyment i mean we willnae get tired of watch us gubbing the Bairns as really we have been due them one, however harsh the final result was.

And from the bbc has oor Gordons quotes and an interview wie the bewildered Mick McManus.

Forza