Thursday, December 20

Naw, It's Awe Pish: We Just Made It Up! - Update 13,14,15, 16 & 17

Rubbish rumours, the papers, the fans and the pish take merchants are peddling..

Number 13-Andreas Hinkel

Rating: 8 oot of 10. This would get a higher it might happen rating but oor cack-handed attempted to get him on loan, instead of splashing the cash. But.....his quote "I have told the club that I'd like to move and, of course, Celtic would be perfect for me." is heartening but could only mean in REAL speak "please add a couple of mair grand onto ma wages and i will consider going to the delights of the senkie and Paisley....." Expect him to be plying his wears in Germany.....

Number 14- Bernard Mendy

Rating 1 oot of 10. Oot of contract oot of favour wie the hapless PLG and a bosman. I can see the SSM slavering at the prospect of doing this bit of business. Sure he fits within the wage structure, he has ticked the box that Bolton and Fulham are interested- he did play for Bolton- and most importantly, rumours that he is not that guid fits in wie GS other purchases in this area. Expect him to be pictured wie a green and white scarf very soon.....

Number 15-Philip Senderos

Rating 8 oot of 10. Nae substance in this rumour, this was peddled by Charlie Nicholas who stated that he would be a guid signing.....one reason why he won't be in the Hoops. The other.....Arsenal fans still rate him while others say he is the new Pascal Cygan, which is not a guid thing...

Number 16-Barry Robson

Rating 4 oot of 10- The best midfielder in Scotland according to Craig Levein. Just what we need, another midfielder in a purple patch of form from an SPL club...the way forward.....???

Number 17- Andrew Driver- from the STV News...

Rating 4 oot of 10- STV News understands that Celtic and r*ngers are circling....me? See Barry Robson.....

Forza

6 comments:

Keving said...

Update from the last NIAPWJMIU...

Everton say James McFadden is staying and wee Shaun looks like a wee goal from the bench has settled him doon......

Maybe Robson and Driver should be odds on to be subjected to bids...4 oot of 10 is being generous...

sixtaeseven said...

Seems that we are after some guy called Paulo Nutini ...










... for the singing section!

Naw it's awe Wee-Wee - I just made it up!
\o/ \o/ \o/


Me don't mant Wendy - "He's no good" says ma boy.

Keving said...

We are also after a guy called James Allan for the singing section...check oot Glasvegas on my space...

He played full back as well for Gretna and Falkirk...and he is a TIM.....

all guid musos from Scotland are TIMS......we'll maybe not Paulo....:0

ianinjesi said...

Our reserves should be considered for promotion before we bring in more stranieri. It`s often the one that people don`t expect that`ll get promotion.
Good for Aberdeen last night, hopefully they`ll have something left for Sunday! :-)

ianinjesi said...

Bring on the Lonas! :-/

sixtaeseven said...

What sort of welcome can we expect, after the huns left their slimey trail.

We will give our all at Celtic Park and take it from there.

Would have preferred Real, as a change, or Porto, for some kind of closure. But I suppose the money men will be happy enough, and a chance for our younger fans to see the likes of, well, you know who...