Steve Conroy: Boyd, Miller and Whittaker v Hibs.

A dry, but cold, Sunday afternoon, in early February, on the once glorious Clydeside, was not the place for Steve Conroy and Chums to let those little things known as the Laws Of The Game get in the way of a Bankrupt saving league win for The Huns.

Kris Boyd told Hibs Merouane Zemmama to "shut it" after the Moroccan was left crumbled on the floor like an empty packet of Monster Munch after an elbow in the face from The Tarbolton Gerd Muller.

"It's a mans game" boasted Boydie and that he trotted out the excuse that he is "not that type of player" which is always used when an assault takes place.

Steve Conroy decided that this "obstruction" was worth a yellow card, meaning that Boydchenko will be available for the up-coming Glesga Derby, while hundreds of defence lawyers have been contacted by clients who are serving 2 to 3 years for lesser actions.

The BBC site describes the gemme changing award of the R*ngers penalty as "Miller went down under a challenge from Bamba", which flies in the face of their own camera evidence, which shows Miller going down before Bamba was near him.

The afternoon started with Steven Whitafucker scoring a goal then leaving the field of play to high five with some monkies that were out on day release under supervised attendance orders.

Conroy took pity and never booked the player for this as he was doing his bit for the community. Whitafucker was booked later in the game.

Just another day in the world of down right cheating or incompetence.